Downloads
Welcome to my downloads page. This is a collection of various things I've created and collected over time. Most stuff finds its way onto this list if the original site has disappeared and I consider it worth keeping or if I struggled to find it in the first place.
The downloads are sorted by most frequently downloaded. If you'd like, you can view this page sorted by name.
Netcat (Win32)
Netcat is THE most useful network utility you'll ever find. This copy is a precompiled Win32 Executeable.
Type: Win32 Executable Downloads: 14811
JPerf.dmg
Mac OS X application bundle containing iperf and jperf for Mac (wrapped up in a shiny disk image). Now updated to work on OS X Lion. iperf version: iperf version 2.0.5 (08 Jul 2010) pthreads (Intel) jperf version: jperf-2.0.2
Type: application/x-apple-diskimage Downloads: 11989
So long and Thanks for all the Fish
A copy of the So Long and Thanks for all the Fish song from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (Good movie btw).
Type: MP3 Downloads: 6760
Windows 98 Screensavers
This is a collection of screensavers from Windows 98. A lot of these don't come with Windows XP.
Type: Win32 Screensavers Downloads: 4421
Cats
This is a clip from AFV (I'm guessing) of some stupid/funny cats. It's 2.3 MB and doesn't belong in an email so I've stuck it here.
Type: WMV Video Downloads: 4242
Netcat
Netcat is THE most useful network utility you'll ever find. This copy is a precompiled ELF 32-bit LSB executable for i386.
Type: ELF Binary Downloads: 2604
XChat IRCops
XChat IRCops is an IRCop script for XChat. This script was originally written by mathews_dm but was patched a bit by me.
Type: Perl/XChat Script Downloads: 2297
jdefrag.exe
Win32 Prank program written by Jonbo with help from Jesse
Type: Win32 Executable Downloads: 2187
Server Notices
snotices is another of Static's (?) IRCop scripts. Again, as I don't use mIRC I don't know what the differences are or which one is newer.
Type: mIRC Script Downloads: 1819
Roman Candles
Roman candles being fired at neighbors.
Type: quicktime/movie Downloads: 1718
XChat XMMS
XChat XMMS is an XMMS "Now Playing" script for XChat.
Type: Perl/XChat Script Downloads: 1608
TweakNT121
TweakNT is a tool for adjusting various registration timebombs in Windows XP/2000/2003/etc. Earlier I had mistaked this with TweakUI. I'm not sure what the difference is between TweakNT121 and TweakNT. I believe 121 is newer. If anyone would like to correct me, send me and an email.
Type: Win32 Executable Downloads: 1342
IRCOP Tools
This is an older version of Static's (?) IRCOP Tools Script. I don't use mIRC anymore, so I don't know much about this script.
Type: mIRC Script Downloads: 1277
GameServ
This is a copy of the Anope plugin that creates a GameServ to host various games. You should probably get the latest version from Anope's site.
Type: C Source Downloads: 1246
Shoutcache
Shoutcache is a little tool I wrote in Visual Basic to record a shoutcast stream to an mp3 file. After writting it I found the much nicer tool, beam-back, which is also on this downloads page.
Type: Win32 Executable Downloads: 1228
beam-back
Beam-back is a python script that records an shoutcast stream to mp3s. One of the pros of beam-back over shoutcache is that it will record individual tracks as individual files. The downside is you will need a copy of python install.
Type: Python Script Downloads: 1207
Cputemp
Small linux tool written in C that grabs the temperature out of /proc/acpi/thermal_zone/THRM/temperature and converts it to Fahrenheit.
Type: ELF Executable Downloads: 1203
grade-value.c
Small bit of C source the converts a percentage into a letter grade. No known purpose.
Type: C Source Downloads: 1183
Bash Log
I found myself wanting timestamped logs of commands run as root on some servers, so I grabbed a copy of the bash source and made a little 32 line hack. Here's a patch against bash 3.1. To use it you'll need to create the directory /var/log/bashlog (I suggest chmod 700), along with any sub-directories you need (I need /var/log/bashlog/pts on all my machines).
Bashlog stores the log files in /var/log/bashlog/ttyname.log
ttyname is the output of the C function ttyname() with the /dev/ stripped off (for example, if you're using pts/1, the log is in /var/log/bashlog/pts/1.log). Email me if you have any questions.
Type: Patch/C Source Downloads: 1176
genreports.sh
Basic system reports script that I put together for Krypton. Feel free to download and edit to your hearts content.
Type: Bash Script Downloads: 1145
ArcSoft Collage Creator
ArcSoft Collage Creator is a scrap book page maker for on the computer. Not sure exactly where I got this, but I know we used it for editing our co-op's year book in 2006. Also has clip art.
Type: Win32 Executable Downloads: 1051
Smart Boot Manager
This is a floppy ISO of the Smart Boot manager.
Type: ISO Downloads: 1041
WinBot 2.7
WinBot is a Windows IRC Bot. I don't know much more about it. The original site closed down so I started hosting it for a friend.
Type: Win32 Executable Downloads: 926
Echo
Not sure exactly what this does right now. Something I coded a while ago. In a hurry and need to get the file to someone, so I'll update this later.
Type: Win32 Executable Downloads: 775
snmpWatcher
A few years ago I discovered our Linksys Router send an SNMP broadcast every time someone opened a connection through it. snmpWatcher is a small visual basic project that catches those broadcasts and displays them.
Type: Win32 Executable Downloads: 745
Notebad
This is just a hexedited copy of Windows XP's Notepad. Be sure to check out the version information in its properties if you download it.
Type: Win32 Executable Downloads: 713
libIRCC 1.0.0
libIRCC, the IRC Client Library, is a threaded IRC library written in C. The lastest version may be downloaded from my Subversion Repository. A Dev-C++ project is included for Windows developers, and a Makefile is included for Linux developers. This copy is a bzip2 compressed tarball.
Type: C Source Downloads: 702
Dip Switch Calculator
This is version 1.0 of my DIP Switch calculator app for android. This is a test version of my first android app. I'll properly publish it after a bit of testing.
Type: Android App Downloads: 681
Auto Rerun
Auto Rerun is a tool written for Caviar of alliancemu.com to automatically restart an application. I forget how exactly you use this program, once I get a chance to check, I'll add the instructions to this page. If you want the source to the application, please email jesse@jesterpm.net.
Type: Win32 Executable Downloads: 660
Calc
This is a copy of Microsoft Windows XP's calculator application. Helpful if you happen to be missing it I suppose...
Type: Win32 Executable Downloads: 657
MiniServ 0.1
MiniServ is a minimalistic HTTP server written in C. One of its purposes was to be easy to include in other projects. The lastest code can be downloaded from my Subversion Repository. This copy is a bzip2 compressed tarball.
Type: C Source Downloads: 621
FTP Explorer
FTP Explorer is my favorite FTP client for windows. This is a fairly old version from before the client became shareware.
Type: Win32 Executable Downloads: 511
Comix Zone
Comix Zone is an old 2-D game from our old Packbell computer in which you take the role of a comic book writter sucked into his own comic book by one of his charactors. If you lose, the comic book charactor becomes real and takes over the world.
Type: Win32 Executable Downloads: 506
Utilaclock
Simple clock utility. Opens any number of clocks in separate windows. Creates time, count down, and count up clocks. Count downs change color and start counting up after zero. Font size can be set for each clock. Contact me with questions or comments.
Type: application/java-archive Downloads: 480
Polipo 0.10
This is a copy of the Polipo proxy server that I used with my hacked-together ebuild when I needed a newer version on one of my gentoo servers.
Type: C Source Downloads: 433
videodog
Videodog is a useful little tool to grab a single frame from a v4l device. I can't seem to find it online anymore, so here it is.
Type: GZiped Tarball Downloads: 414
Internet Exploder
Registry patch for Internet Explorer to relabel it as Internet Exploder. Kind of funny, kind of true, but still not an excuse to use Internet Explorer. Check out Firefox instead.
Type: Regedit Downloads: 392
IRCx
IRCx is an uncompleted IRC client written in Visual Basic. The source, and a compiled executable is included in the ZIP file. This was written by Marc Lough.
Type: Visual Basic Source Downloads: 380
libIRCC 1.0.0 (Zip)
libIRCC, the IRC Client Library, is a threaded IRC library written in C. The lastest version may be downloaded from my Subversion Repository. A Dev-C++ project is included for Windows developers, and a Makefile is included for Linux developers. This copy is a compressed ZIP archive.
Type: C Source Downloads: 352
jIRC View 0.1.1
This is a java applet that connects to an IRC server and displays what's going on in a channel. It does not, however, allow the viewer to type back. Version 0.1.1 has a few minor bugs fixed that were present in 0.1.
Type: Java Applet Downloads: 351
libpthread
This is a precompiled copy of the PThread library that you will need if you wish to compile libIRCC in windows.
Type: Win32 Dynamic Library Downloads: 346
libIRCC Alpha
libIRCC, the IRC Client Library, is a threaded IRC library written in C. The lastest version may be downloaded from my Subversion Repository. A Dev-C++ project is included for Windows developers, and a Makefile is included for Linux developers. This copy is a compressed ZIP archive.
Type: C Source Downloads: 341
jIRC View 0.1
This is a java applet that connects to an IRC server and displays what's going on in a channel. It does not, however, allow the viewer to type back.
Type: Java Applet Downloads: 335
Monthly Spending Limit
Type: Android App Downloads: 151